Son of a…
31 07 2004Alright, so my entire Saturday (well post 1:00) has been monopolized by trade talks. Mainly the whole Nomar Garciaparra leaving town thing… so it’s on-again/off-again status has prompted a variety of mood swings today. So here’s what happens…
4:15 - Peter Gammons reports deal is DEAD.
4:25 - Various online sources also report deal is dead.
4:30 - I log off, turn on FOX to watch the end of the Yankees/O’s game.
4:40 - FOX postgame show goes down trades.
4:45 - Jeannie Zelasko hands Kevin Kennedy a sheet of paper saying, “you read this.” Kennedy glances down and reports Nomar is on his way to Chicago.
4:46 - I run back over to computer.
5:00 - I log off under the assumption that the Sox have acquired Orlando Cabrera, Doug Mientkiewicz, and Matt Clement for Derek Lowe and Nomar.
5:20 - I log back ON to the computer to read that the official Sox deal ends up being Orlando Cabrera and Doug Mientkiewicz for Nomar Garciaparra AND outfield prospect Matt Murton. WHA? No Clement!?
If this trade is as latest report (Rotoworld, ESPN) then the Sox got so royally hosed it’s not even funny. My tradebreaker is Matt Clement, because I think he has the stuff to be utterly dominant when he controls both his fastball and curveball. I would have even considered the Nomar for Clement deal straight up that’s how high I am on him. So imagine my mild delight at the though of him in a Sox uni when I logged off at 5:00. Then I come back on and find out he’s not coming. So NOW this is how the deal breaks down. Sox give up all-star SS Nomar Garciaparra AND a decent prospect AND cash for .246 hitting Orlando Cabrera and a first baseman who can’t even spell his last name (also hitting .246). I’m sorry but all things considered (Nomar hating Boston, front office hating Nomar, Nomar refusing to sign a contract extension) Theo Epstein must have been so cocked when he made this trade, he made Dubya look like a Mensa member.
Alright, I could MAYBE get on board this trade if Nomar demanded out. So did he? “If it was still up to me, I’d still be wearing a Boston Red Sox uniform.” DAMMIT Theo, what the hell is your problem?! Pokey Reese, Sr. and the second coming of Tony Clark for one of our all-time greats. Now I’m off the Nomar bandwagon, but still, how could you only get Cabrera and Minty for him? Lowe is still here, the pitching wasn’t addressed, and the offense got smacked in the face.
Theo, you got PWNED.
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